get outta my room mom gosh

methlabrador:

youre not a soulja boy anymore, you are a soulja young man and you are going to have to start acting like one

tittyminaj:

Carly Rae Jepson legally changes her name to Maybe after the public misunderstands her song

brucejennersbitch:

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

boywithbutt:

you wake up one morning and you’re surrounded by the ghost of every spider you ever killed

anrdew:

I’m the Khloé Kardashian of my family

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

shavingryansprivates:

look me in the ass and tell me you love me

oprahsmom:

livin life in the fast lane u feel me

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gayn:

when people think niall is still a virgin