methlabrador:
youre not a soulja boy anymore, you are a soulja young man and you are going to have to start acting like one
tittyminaj:
Carly Rae Jepson legally changes her name to Maybe after the public misunderstands her song
brucejennersbitch:
i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
boywithbutt:
you wake up one morning and you’re surrounded by the ghost of every spider you ever killed
anrdew:
I’m the Khloé Kardashian of my family
snarg:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
shavingryansprivates:
look me in the ass and tell me you love me
oprahsmom:
livin life in the fast lane u feel me
gayn:
when people think niall is still a virgin